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And THAT, video vixens, is how tuts should be. Direct. To the point. Get in. Get out. No trying to be all cutesy with feigned excitement or humor and most of important of all... No music bed.

Listen to those ubiquitous thumping embeds editors drench their edits with today like so much cheap perfume, made even worse by the constant ducking whenever there's a voice over. Hey pal, we're not here for the cheesy music tunes and trite sound effects that never do age well, I'll bet there's been more times you've muted a video as opposed to throwing on an album because the video really needs Bob Marley red lined at max to bring a Cooking a Three Minute Egg in One Minute experience to life.

Oh yeah, another thing... No wiggling overlays begging for follows or likes or subscribes or notifications. My take is if a person's savvy enough to find the video they're likely snappy enough to noodle out how to be enriched with similar without having to be led around by Vice Grips clamped on the nose.

(Here endeth my rant for the day.)