Best USB sticks for deliverable?

Hi everyone,

So I do a little bit of everything, freelance video is my game,
and sometimes a wedding or baptism here in Greece gives a lot of fame.

I was wondering, what USB stick is reliable?
as a deliverable?

Is there a no-name brand you have used?
that was not returned to you after it was abused?
In other words, it was meant to work but it cant be used?
Or the customer brought it back because it is on a PC and cant be used?

I've ordered from various vendors, only to find my purchased sticks slow and/or corrupt?
These were relationships I had to quickly disrupt!

Either we need a revolution
or you've got a solution?

Please share your successful experiences
and consider sharing as a New Years' resolution.

PS
This was not meant to be a poem, but it somehow spontaneously emerged as a creative outlet
as we today lost or beloved doggy
who is on her own little puppy journey.

So (to those who didn't get the poem) any help with me finding a company preferably in Europe that can provide me with reliable USB sticks that I can buy wholesale, maybe print my logo on and not have the existence of duds, would be greatly appreciated.

I assumed this would be under hardware. Thanks.

Not sure about a Euro vendor but great job on the poem lol

Seems like I might find the answer on wikileaks... hmm interesting how there is no response...
Is it the fault of the poem?
or is there really no solution?