Ultimate Film Reductionism

The inevitable has finally arrived. It was bound to happen. In our fast paced, micromanaged world, who has time for movies anymore? People just complain if they're too long. So progressives recut the Matrix trilogy into just one movie. Great stretches of dialogue are reduced to soundbites, brilliant action sequences distilled down into animated gifs, & the six second Vine phenomena is born.

But check your daytimer app, do you really have six seconds to spare? I don't think so. Thankfully some geniuses have developed the next step in the devolution of cinema.

Classic films reduced down to just nine frames. Yup, that's it.

Check them out ... but only if you can spare the time...


:S

Too bad those frames are not in chronological order, nor relay the film's important moments.

Sure, & Taxi Driver had 2 useless frames, that story could have been told in only 7 frames. The nerve of them squandering our time like that!

I didn't feel like reading your whole post..no time... could you condense it to 140 characters or less?

Reminds me of an old Peanuts cartoon. Linus asks Lucy to read him a bedtime story. She opens the book, "A man was born. He lived and he died. The end."

So let me get this straight... we're actually training people to have ADHD...

I think that's what it's called, I wasn't really paying attention...

Don't be silly. The social zeitgeist of the mass public's attention id cumulatively reaches an apex SQUIRREL!